Die Fachschaftsband des FB20: The SCHMUBUSTERS

Wer sind wir?

Wir sind eine Gruppe musikbegeisterter Informatik-Studenten, die zum einen die Veranstaltungen der Fachschaft bei Bedarf musikalisch bereichert, zum andern einfach nur Spaß am spielen und jammen hat. Da die Band aus Musikern unterschiedlichen Erfahrungsgrades besteht kann man uns auch durchaus "beim Wachsen zuschauen" ;) ...

Story:

Es begann beim ersten Vorbereitungstreffen zur Winterophase 2010. Im Grund wohl einfach nur, weil sich 5 Leute aus einer kosmischen Laune heraus gerade zu diesem Zeitpunkt am gleichen Ort befanden und eine dieser berühmten "blöden Ideen" hatten: Eine OPhasenband. Die ersten Proben fanden nur wenig später auf der OPhasen-Orgafahrt statt und mit dem unaufhaltsamen Näherrücken des Gründungsgrundbedingten ersten Gigs (der OPhase) nahm das Ganze Gestalt an. Trotz des knappen Zeitplans und der anderweitigen Beschäftigungen als OPhasen-Orgas und -Tutoren sowie dem Studium nebenbei, gelangen zwei gute Miniauftritte in der OPhase, die sehr gute Kritik bekamen. Nicht zuletzt der damals amtierende Dekan des Fachbereichs war begeistert von der neuen Bereicherung des OPhasenprogramms. So geschah es, dass jener Haufen aus dem Vorbereitungstreffen zur Fachschaftsband ernannt wurde und sich seither bemüht, möglichst wenige Veranstaltungen der Fachschaft ohne einen Beitrag davon kommen zu lassen.

Bandmitglieder:

Claudia Kaube (geb. Widow) - Keyboard (bis 2012 Bass)

Olexandr Savchuk - Schlagzeug

Philipp Kaube - Gitarre, Gesang

Sebastian Reinhardt - Gitarre, Gesang (bis 2012 Keyboard)

Sascha Bach - Bass (ab 2012)

Sven Amann - Gesang, Gitarre

Technik:

Christoph André (bis etwa 2012)

Stefan Gries (bis etwa 2012)

Auftritte:

"Schmubusters" (Uraufführung)

Portal of OPhase (Pleiten, Pech und Pannen...)

The TUCaN-Song

Kontakt:

Du willst uns erreichen? Lob, Kritik oder einfach nur mal "Hallo" sagen?

schmubusters@d120.de

Songs

Schmubusters - Schmubusters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ZZIGp7I70

Lyrics: Sven Amann
Original and Melody: Ray Parker

There is something strange! In University… So who're you gonna call? SCHMUBUSTERS!

There is something weird… and it don't look good… Who're you gonna call?

SCHMUBUSTERS! 'cause they're afraid of no Schmu! 'cause they're afraid of no Schmu!

An upcoming exam, messing up your head. Who're you gonna call? SCHMUBUSTERS!

Got a paper pile, sleeping in your bed. Who're you gonna call? SCHMUBUSTERS!

No, they ain't afraid of no Schmu! No, they ain't afraid of no Schmu!

Who're you gonna call? SCHMUBUSTERS!

If you're all alone… pick up the phone! And call: SCHMUBUSTERS!

'cause they are afraid of no Schmu! Though they may be afraid of "GIRLS"… No, they ain't afraid of no Schmu! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

Who're you gonna call? SCHMUBUSTERS!

If you're had a dose of a freaky Schmu, baby! Ya better call: SCHMUBUSTERS!

Lemme tell you something: Bustin' makes me feel good!

'cause I am afraid of no Schmu! No, no... I'm not afraid of no Schum!

When your professor, wants even more… I think you'd better call: The SCHMUBUSTERS!

Who're you gonna call? SCHMUBUSTERS

(repeat and vary to heart's content, add solos in between)

Portal of OPhase

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9uCG0LfPu0

Lyrics: Sven Amann
Melody: Portal OST

This was the OPhase… We make a note here, huge success. It's hard to overstate our satisfaction. Next comes your Bachelor of Science, You will learn what you must, because… you must. Learn it all to pass exams, Though it's of no further use…

There is no sense crying over every failed exam! Since you've got three tries till you receive the final ban… Only then your time is gone, but you're not the only one, and with luck you will be still alive.

Now it's too early to cry! 'cause you're right at the start of it by now. And we've got some systems here to guide you. One of those was the OPhase. Another one is the Mentorensystem. And of course there is the one and only TUCaN for you!

So you see there's really nothing likely to go wrong. Ev'ry thing is done for you, that's the message of this song! Just lean back enjoy the ride, let the TUCaN be your guide, And be sure you won't get out alive!

You'll get kicked and you'll leave here… While all of you friends are shire to stay behind. But don't cry 'cause they will daily see you! During you work at the Mensa. To us that's a joke, to you the last chance. Anyways our lifes are great and yours of no further use!

Look at me still talking to you, whose got work to do. Cleaning dishes, spoons and knifes… man, I'm glad I'm not you! If I was I'd you a gun, but it's you who's done and gone, and whose lucky to be still alive!

And believe me it's luck you're alive! We're doing science while you're still alive! We feel FANTASTIC and you're still alive… We laugh about you while you're still alive! 'cause you'll be poor for the rest of your life! Of your life… Still alive...

TUCaN-Song

Lyrics: Sven Amann
Melody: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKkG8Xbb8Fc Big Green Rabbit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5R1kjoe_hE

In the Uni, I make them cry, Refuse to work, strike all day!

Cause: I'm the One! I'm the Two… I am TUCaN!!! And who are you?!? TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaN! The TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaaN!

I eat your grades and homework sheets, Student's data 's all I need! Uuuh… BAM! I'm the TUCaN!!!

I live on servers, they're far to slow, 'cause I'm full of errors, turquoise and red.

I'm the teacher's fright! And the students pain. I'm all their death… And I'll get you! 'cause I am: TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaN! The TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaaN!

I eat your grades and homework sheets, Student's data 's all I need! Uuuh… BAM! I'm the TUCaN!!!

SOLO

I'm the TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaN! The one and only TU-TU-TUCaaaaaN! (repeat to heart's content…)

Ah! Ist das geil…

I eat your grades and homework sheets, Student's data 's all I need! Uuuh… BAM! I'm the TUCaN!!!