Lyrics: Sven Amann
Melody: Big Green Rabbit
In the Uni, I make them cry,
Refuse to work, strike all day!
Cause: I'm the One! I'm the Two…
I am TUCaN!!! And who are you?!?
TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaN!
The TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaaN!
I eat your grades and homework sheets,
Student's data 's all I need! Uuuh… BAM! I'm the TUCaN!!!
I live on servers, they're far to slow,
'cause I'm full of errors, turquoise and red.
I'm the teacher's fright! And the students pain.
I'm all their death… And I'll get you!
'cause I am: TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaN!
The TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaaN!
I eat your grades and homework sheets,
Student's data 's all I need! Uuuh… BAM! I'm the TUCaN!!!
SOLO
I'm the TU-TU-TU-TUCaaaaN!
The one and only TU-TU-TUCaaaaaN!
(repeat to heart's content…)
Ah! Ist das geil…
I eat your grades and homework sheets,
Student's data 's all I need! Uuuh… BAM! I'm the TUCaN!!!
