Schmubusters - Schmubusters

Lyrics: Sven Amann
Original and Melody: Ray Parker

There is something strange!
In University…
So who're you gonna call?
SCHMUBUSTERS!

There is something weird…
and it don't look good…
Who're you gonna call?

SCHMUBUSTERS!
'cause they're afraid of no Schmu!
'cause they're afraid of no Schmu!

An upcoming exam,
messing up your head.
Who're you gonna call?
SCHMUBUSTERS!

Got a paper pile,
sleeping in your bed.
Who're you gonna call?
SCHMUBUSTERS!

No, they ain't afraid of no Schmu!
No, they ain't afraid of no Schmu!

Who're you gonna call?
SCHMUBUSTERS!

If you're all alone…
pick up the phone!
And call:
SCHMUBUSTERS!

'cause they are afraid of no Schmu!
Though they may be afraid of "GIRLS"…
No, they ain't afraid of no Schmu!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

Who're you gonna call?
SCHMUBUSTERS!

If you're had a dose of a
freaky Schmu, baby!
Ya better call:
SCHMUBUSTERS!

Lemme tell you something:
Bustin' makes me feel good!

'cause I am afraid of no Schmu! No, no...
I'm not afraid of no Schum!

When your professor,
wants even more…
I think you'd better call:
The SCHMUBUSTERS!

Who're you gonna call?
SCHMUBUSTERS

(repeat and vary to heart's content, add solos in between)